I Hate My Life 2.0

Hello. It's been a long time since I have written on this blog. This is due in part to a lack of interest, lack of motivation and simple laziness. I've been spending these past months trying to get my life back in order and rather than focusing on the negative aspects of my life, I chose to live and let live and see where the wind takes me. This blog was meant to be a form of catharsis; a free therapy session where the only responses came from those who found my findings and stories enlightening or simply amusing. I started it when I lived in Bushwick and I truly hated my life.

I stopped for a long time because things got better and I felt that writing only about my misgivings led to a greater sense of dispair. But moreso, I think I also stopped writing because I felt I would slip up, say something stupid and end up getting fired from my job. Well, seven months after I started my job, I'm done. My hours have been cut back to part-time status and I can longer justify staying at a company where I'm not good enough to keep full-time. And with that, I can now retell the stories that I wish I could have told...or rather, was too pussy to tell. My life is fine right now, but no one wants to read about how you found $20 on the street or how a beautiful woman sucked your dick. No, we want to read about how that $20 was actually counterfeit and when you tried to buy weed with it, you got your ass handed to you by a drug dealer. Or perhaps, that beautiful woman who sucked your dick turned out to be a dude with herpes. Those are the things I want to read about and I hope that you want to read about them, too. So please enjoy, I Hate My Life 2.0.